Chapter 250: Is Xiao Fu Bao Disliked? The Whole City Loves Me With Their Lives
Chapter 250: How Many Years for Kidnapping a Child?
Today, the one telling stories to Suisui was a very pretty young lady.
Her online name was "Heartless Little Aunt."
However, in reality...
She was probably just barely 20 years old.
When the system saw her, it felt a bit sorry for her.
So young, and yet...
Wait? She’s still alive?
The main god had been getting less and less reliable lately.
Heartless Little Aunt was actually a...
Rural science and education streamer, with hardly any fans or traffic.
She didn't expect fame or money from her streams. She did it as a side activity, more like a way to promote her rural business while helping others—kind of like a small advertisement for her agricultural work.
The reason she was asked to tell a story today was because...
The main god thought she was different from the other "little fairies."
After all, none of the other fairies would stick their hands into a cow's backside to help it give birth...
The main god believed she was a unique kind of person, even though she was alive, and had signed an agreement with her.
All she had to do was tell a child a story, and in return, she would get new livestock breeds and technologies, with a guaranteed success rate.
Why not do such a good thing?
Without hesitation, Little Aunt signed the agreement.
Then, after falling asleep that night, she suddenly woke up.
When she opened her eyes, she found Suisui in the darkness, her big, grape-like eyes staring at her curiously.
Little Aunt:?
Despite being heartless and indifferent, she couldn’t resist adorable pets or babies.
Those eyes, that small face, that cuteness...
Little Aunt thought to herself: Could I steal her?
It’s not like we’re in the modern world, where they'd catch me, right?
Her moral compass was wavering.
Fortunately, Suisui broke the silence by speaking up, dispelling her criminal thoughts: "Hello, pretty sister."
Little Aunt:...
It was over. That soft, adorable voice had dealt the finishing blow. She wanted to "steal" her even more now!
Damn it!
She didn’t want to get married, she just wanted a child! What was wrong with that?
The main god was so powerful; why couldn’t it just give her a child?
Even if the main god didn’t want to give her one, couldn’t she just shamelessly ask for one?
Forget about the new breeds and technologies.
Could she just have the child instead?
Little Aunt was deep in thought.
But when she met Suisui’s expectant eyes, Little Aunt thought: Ah, I’m guilty! I completely forgot to tell the story!
Before coming, she had practiced stories like "The Little Mermaid."
She was a great talker when streaming, and now she was in her element, right?
Come on, let’s get started!
However, as soon as she began telling "The Little Mermaid," Suisui blinked her big eyes and innocently interrupted: "Sister, I’ve heard this one before... In the end, the little mermaid was rescued by Uncle Dongpo!"
Little Aunt heard this and sighed, her eyes narrowing: "...Then was she stewed into braised fish?"
Suisui thought about it seriously, then nodded: "It tasted pretty good."
Little Aunt:...
How Cute!
Oh my, if she steals a child, how many years would she be sentenced?
Could she go to jail and atone for her sins?
But first, let her steal the child!
In the past, Little Aunt didn’t feel much about kids. Sure, some little devils made you want to beat them senseless, but there were some kids that really made you want to steal them away!
Like the one in front of her—Suisui. Little Aunt once again hopelessly messaged the main god: "I really can't have a child? I'm not greedy, just one, called Suisui, that’s all!"
Main God:?
The Little Mermaid? What should she tell her next?
The Ugly Duckling?
Suisui: "...I've heard that one too! In the end, the ugly duckling turned into a swan and flew away, then Uncle Bai Qi buried it in a big pit, where there were forty thousand little friends!"
Little Aunt:?
General Wu An, is this how you explain your mass slaughter? Incredible! No one writes in Spring and Autumn style like you!
Little Aunt thought that with this explanation from Bai Qi, her child-stealing act might not even be considered a crime, and she might not even need to sit in jail!
Unfortunately, she couldn’t find anyone right now.
Better to just stick to telling stories.
Most fairy tales, Suisui had already heard.
Although she often mixed up names, she still knew the stories.
Little Aunt felt there was no new angle, so she decided to talk to Suisui about post-partum care for sows, how to handle a litter of thirty healthy piglets.
How to manage a cow’s difficult birth and calm the newborn calves.
How to handle lambs after birth, process the milk, make cheese, and store dairy products.
...
Little Aunt thought, in other fields, I may not excel.
But in my own area, no one else can take advantage.
At first, Suisui wasn’t very interested.
However, when Little Aunt explained that adding more cows meant more productivity, and that in their current time, productivity was low, having more cows would be a good thing, Suisui started to listen closely!
Even though sheep couldn’t plow the land, with proper storage, dairy products could be used in winter to supplement energy. They were high-quality protein, really good for the body.
And pigs were even better!
Pork was the best fat.
Forget about whether it's red or white meat, if it helps people survive the winter, then it's good meat!
Horses were even more important!
Whether for battle or regular use, each horse was precious!
Their breeding cycles were long, so the production aspect needed to be handled with extra care.
So, animals' reproduction wasn’t important? Not at all!
There was so much knowledge involved!
"Of course, it’s not enough just to know the techniques; applying veterinary medicine and animal drugs is also crucial."
"Garlic, as the king of cost-effective antibiotics, is easily available in everyday life and cannot be replaced. Whether for humans or animals, we all need it!"
"Tetracycline is an indispensable veterinary antibiotic, and it's widely used. But, well... with your current conditions, extracting it will be a huge problem. Just the fermentation step would be a nightmare for countless people. After all, you guys don’t study chemistry... Actually, no, you don’t study the right things, you keep experimenting with fireworks but never think about researching gunpowder for warfare?"
"Gentamicin... forget it, you can't handle it, and even a child like you won't remember it, so I’ll stick to telling you how to care for animals. If you research that well, it could be quite useful. Sometimes, proper care is more effective than medicine."
...
Suisui listened to an entire night’s worth of post-partum care stories for various farm animals.
Though she didn’t fully understand, the little girl was really happy.
When she was especially curious, she would ask questions: "Is it really true? Can you really put your hand inside?"
"Can the hand really go inside?"
"How amazing, can humans do it too?"
...
Though Suisui had many questions, Little Aunt didn’t get impatient and patiently explained each one: "Of course you can."
"When mammals give birth, the birth canal opens up, and it's spacious enough. Otherwise, how could such large animals, like cows or babies, be born?"
"Humans can do it too. After all, when midwives are delivering babies, what are they frantically doing?"
"It certainly hurts when you put your hand in, but when giving birth, you’ve already gone through hundreds of pains, so eventually, you become numb to it. It’s no big deal. But with animals, make sure you control the hooves; if they lose control and kick, it’s bad, especially with cows and horses."
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